Duck Hunting? (joke)
Did you hear about the two urban survivalists who decided to try duck hunting? They got their dog and equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they thought the hunting would be good. But after several hours of thrashing through the forest, one fellow said,”I don’t know about this. We’ve been out here all day and haven’t caught a single duck, do you think we’re doing something wrong?” “I don’t know,” replied the other. “Maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough.